I know you all have been waiting for my publication on the problems with education but its turning out to be a bigger project than I thought so just sit tight and read the archives and be offended at my pictures or something. In fact just keep hitting refresh until I post again read it then hit refresh until the next one then repeat.
Christmas is over and everyone is breathing easier. The presents have been given and returned to the stores and the world is shitty again. As it should be. Since when was Christmas about presents anyway. I hate to sound pious because I hate people like that who trumpet the word of God as if it made them better than everyone else. But for this I must say we have taken Christmas and turned it into an excuse to raid the wallets and bank accounts of friends and relatives for whatever we can get. There are a couple things about Christmas ,as it is now, that pisses me off. One the practice of gift giving isn't even Christian its Pagan and anyone who got a gift for anyone is going to hell including the jews who do presents on Hanawhateveraka (cause I can't spell it through the blood welling up in my eyes. Thats right you pious pricks if you gave or received anything from anyone you're going to hell that is a big ROFL on you. Another thing is the C&E traffic at Church. Now don't be too shocked but I attend church regularly Saturday night. When Christmas come around the C&Es come out of their holes put on their nicest clothes get in the nicest car and go to Church. They also do the same thing on Easter. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!??? As if coming to church once a year would save your damn soul. In the words of Blaise Pascal "We are all utterly unworthy of God" So do us all a favor and never come to church that way there will be parking and seating for everyone who actually goes there because whether or not God is real its still a good idea.
And another thing. What is this Happy Holidays shit. ITS CHRISTMAS YOU BASTARDS!!!! thats why there is even a holiday acknowledge that and live with it you are offending a far larger majority of people by saying holiday than Christmas (is this even making sense anymore?) Its just a minority group looking for one more thing to get pissed off about so the majority here in this democrazy must trod lightly and make sure it does fart too loud. just say Christmas and whether you believe in Jesus or not just embrace the basic precepts that everyone can embrace peace love and happiness and good will towards all human beings!
okay now its over Try not to rot in hell for reading this and do get smashed on New Years
we need more people like this in the world
::fart::
I'm sure you got a chuckle out of the last conversation I had with Scott I know I did this time it really got out of hand. Pull up a chair and some coffee cause this was a bit longer than the last one.
Java style comments as usual of course. And appreciate the colors I had to go and color the names all by hand so screw you guys lets get started!
ScottyDg842: [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because scottydg842 is not protected by IM Security ]
//For the love of God will Zone alarm not go away!!! Please note he initiates this time. Whatever //does he wants?
ScottyDg842: sup?
Lightningcount48: nm? I'm just playin my Browser game and getting spammed
Lightningcount48: u?
ScottyDg842: last minute packing
Lightningcount48: fun
//so its confirmed the British are coming and here I thought he just wanted some small talk
//the following should be considered build up it took me a little while to work up to messing with //him
ScottyDg842: man, I spent like an hour trying to figure out how to move my stash
Lightningcount48: like place in bag and carry?
Lightningcount48: you're not flying are you?
ScottyDg842: this stuff smells really stong
ScottyDg842: no, car ride
ScottyDg842: ended up in foil, in steel box filled with laundry shit and frebreeze
Lightningcount48: plastic bag duct tape wrapping paper and an air freshener
//I still think my idea was better
Lightningcount48: or that
ScottyDg842: the problem is, its 7 grams
Lightningcount48: weed or coke?
ScottyDg842: weed
ScottyDg842: never done coke
//Had to check
Lightningcount48: don't its worse than pulp fiction makes it out to be
ScottyDg842: I'm getting some shrooms when we go back to school
Lightningcount48: explain to me the "shrooms" does one grow them in the woods on dead logs or....is that something else
//I know what shrooms are please! Let the games begin
ScottyDg842: the ones I am getting are from friends basement
ScottyDg842: why?
Lightningcount48: I'm totally certain what a "shroom" is
ScottyDg842: a type of mushroom, generally containing one of 3 chemicals that are non toxic in humans
//so our druggie is also a chemist whoopdie doo
Lightningcount48: so it is the dead fingus stuff still but it gets you high
ScottyDg842: yes
ScottyDg842: best if eaten, but they taste fucking nasty
Lightningcount48: what about cooking them
ScottyDg842: can destory chemical, I'm going to cut them up and put in somthing
Lightningcount48: turbos?
ScottyDg842: dunno what I am going to get yet, havent decided (my dealer for everything is a friend in school)
//I don't care who your dealer is what are you trying to prove?
Lightningcount48: sounds fun
Lightningcount48: So you're coming up tomorrow?
ScottyDg842: yea
//SHIT!!! I need an alibi quick.
Lightningcount48: why are you bringing your stash
Lightningcount48: No one here that you hung out with smokes weed
ScottyDg842: tommy
ScottyDg842: mikey
ScottyDg842: and formyself
Lightningcount48: I didn't think tom and mike smoked weed.
//a revelation to me and I live here, but on the other hand I wouldn't be surprised
scottydg842: [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because scottydg842 is not protected by IM Security ]
ScottyDg842: omg
ScottyDg842: dude, tommy smokes a lot
Lightningcount48: really?
//Does he have any idea what would happen to Tommy if he was caught smoking weed? //Imagine your worst nightmare times 10. That's Tommy's dad getting pissed off.
ScottyDg842: yea
ScottyDg842: travis quit when he got his current female
//There's that female again Now I'm messin fo' sho' How does He know Travis has a "female"?
//unless... yes Travis is Fucking with him I'm pretty sure. Travis never smoked weed.
ScottyDg842: and I would bet barr does
Lightningcount48: wow
//there's no way in hell Barr was speaking fluent coherent English last I saw him, unless he just
//smoked down an entire laundry basket full in the past day and IMed Scott....
ScottyDg842: you..didn't notice all the signs?
ScottyDg842: man, I knew they were smoking a long time ago
// a day ago? How come I couldn't tell? O please enlighten me o High one
Lightningcount48: what are the signs? I'm pretty caught up in school so I don't hang out so much
ScottyDg842: lack of a sense of time if they are high, copious food comsumption, and in the case of tommy, if he is really philisophical
//Tom has always been philosophical and able to consume massive amounts of food...unless he's
//been smoking weed since the first grade! I was obviously shocked.
ScottyDg842: I ate a pound of laffy taffy once, a fucking pound
//Have fun with that one
Lightningcount48: I've noticed that but it makes sense and in all respects Tom has always consumed a ton of food
ScottyDg842: also, if they seem really out of it
Lightningcount48: Well Tom never comes to school anyway
//which is true
ScottyDg842: Monday I couldn't focus on shit due to the amount I had smoked on sunday
//Scott probably had to scroll up about here to get back on topic he was a bit lost as you can see
Lightningcount48: Barr? I dunno he's pretty with it
ScottyDg842: I dunno if barr does or doesnt
ScottyDg842: mikey and tommy I am sure about
Lightningcount48: I don't talk to mikey much anymore
Lightningcount48: you said Dagaro smoked it too?
ScottyDg842: yea, he stopped once he started dating his current women
//all of a sudden there is plural case and I am confused. Where did this herum come from and
//how didn't I know?
ScottyDg842: he and I were talking about it one night
Lightningcount48: how many women did he say he had?
ScottyDg842: 1
Lightningcount48: that's a woman my friend
Lightningcount48: just one
ScottyDg842: dude, you have no idea how messed up my brain is, it is amazing I am coherent
ScottyDg842: they guys at karate thought I was high
Lightningcount48: weren't you?
ScottyDg842: no, I used most of my spare stuff last weekend, saving current stuff for pa and alice
//The correct answer is yes I'm sorry you get kicked squarely in the empty space where your
//nuts used to be.
ScottyDg842: plus I dont get stoned when I need to drive
Lightningcount48: good idea
ScottyDg842: after karate I went and played pool at a bar with one of the other guys, it was so weird being the only white guy with the only black guy in a bar filled with hispanics all speaking spanish
Lightningcount48: fun place
Lightningcount48: you know you're coming back to a monochromatic town right? So don't wig out or anything
//I was hoping to have a subtle rascist demeanor as you will see, The mind fuck is in full swing
ScottyDg842: yea, I've fucking changed so much down here
ScottyDg842: also, turns out if I straighten my hair, it is easy to make myself look like a chick
ScottyDg842: alice was curious one day
//please stop talking to me. I already knew you were a girl and you confirmed your girl is a //lesbian
Lightningcount48: yeah don't do that
ScottyDg842: voice and height give it away though
Lightningcount48: we have more gay people in our school than black people
Lightningcount48: 3 gays
Lightningcount48: 2 black
Lightningcount48: maybe 3
//Statistics on the fly I could be in the Census Bearoh (sp w/e)
ScottyDg842: I am friends with one gay guy here, know 2 others
//I'll bet you are
ScottyDg842: damn, I am friends with 5 black guys
ScottyDg842: hell, the one and I are so rasict when we get together
//Interestingly unimportant thank you. Below you will see a blatant lie that any normal person
//would have called me on, except Scott who at this point will believe anything
Lightningcount48: Scott I'm afraid my female might like her some dark chocolate. Her name is Sam and she goes to Altoona with a buncha naggers and I don
Lightningcount48: t
Lightningcount48: want her riding the dark pole youy know?
Lightningcount48: How do you keep your femal in line
//Yeah those naggers you know, I'm not sure if he ever picked up on that. I thought I would //adopt the term "female" for fun. I can't believe he bought this
ScottyDg842: I really don't, my female is attracted to both guys and girls
Lightningcount48: I think she's been looking at a black man though and when push comes to shove its about the size and I'm sure he's got me beat and he's only like 15, but he's got a nagger cock you know?
//he is black after all
ScottyDg842: well, if she cares about you, she will stay with you
Lightningcount48: See its not about the caring really its about the pounding and the grinding and I just don't think I'm givin it to her would weed make me better in bed you think?
ScottyDg842: weed..doesnt really help with that sort of thing as far as I can tell
Lightningcount48: o maybe alcohol then
//Alcohol and other depressants increase longevity if you aren't too depressed to get an erection
ScottyDg842: I am lucky in that my tounge is longer then most..and I know how to do things with it
//O boy here we go. I really didn't need to know,but once he said this I couldn't stop
Lightningcount48: what kind of things like, Lick her ear? Muh hoe loves that
//All of a sudden I have the experience of a 12 year old
ScottyDg842: ummm....how far have you gone with her?
Lightningcount48: she says we've gone all the way
ScottyDg842: k, you know how to use your tounge down...lower
Lightningcount48: sure I guess....
ScottyDg842: thats like, most girls favorite thing
//What is this plural case where does it come from!!!???
Lightningcount48: how many girls have you done it too?
ScottyDg842: just alice
//He's not on the ball tonight at all. Its a good thing we know who she is so we can stop the //proliferation of Scott
ScottyDg842: you need to learn her body, and what she does
Lightningcount48: she just says stop and that I did a good job? Is she lying to me? I think she might be bangin the black dude
ScottyDg842: ummm...I wouldn't overstress about her cheating, cuz you will get paranoid and obessesive
Lightningcount48: k...should I ask her?
ScottyDg842: you may not want to ask her flat out, as that will probably just end up pissing her off
Lightningcount48: what if I touched her differenty...what if I used something to pleasure her...like my Playstation Controller or something?
//That's the quickest most rediculous thing I could think of that he might believe. surprisingly //he bought it
ScottyDg842: dude, no, trying shit like that is way to dangerous unless she is giving hints about stuff like that
Lightningcount48: why? Have you tried that before with your female?
ScottyDg842: I mean dangerous as in angering her
Lightningcount48: o
ScottyDg842: first off, you do know where her clit is right?
Lightningcount48: ...yeah I've seen pictures on Wikipedia so I have a good idea
//And yet he continues...
ScottyDg842: ok, that is the most important thing, most of the nerves are there and at the entrance
ScottyDg842: if you can get good at working that with your tounge and fingers, thats about all she should need
//in all fairness he knows what he's doing, but I'm afraid his man friend named his penis //clitoris and Scott is merely describing a homosexual encounter
Lightningcount48: hmmm interesting what if I did it like I see in the pornos and go real deep like the black guys do I think she might like that
ScottyDg842: NO
ScottyDg842: porno = BAD
//No bad porno=Bad. The stuff I make is legit.
ScottyDg842: porn is made for the viewer
ScottyDg842: not for the pleasure of either actors
Lightningcount48: but there is a great deal of orgasming
ScottyDg842: also, harder <> better
//that means "does not equal" for all you tech illiterate people out there
Lightningcount48: I thought,,,, you know
Lightningcount48: why not
Lightningcount48: I trtied it really hard once and she said stop right away I got her off in like 30 seconds
//If I were really this pathetic I would never ever tell anyone, especially scott
ScottyDg842: kyle, throw everything you saw in porn out, trust me
ScottyDg842: that is why
Lightningcount48: what is why
ScottyDg842: porn is not a good learning source (<
Lightningcount48: but she likes it I;ve seen it on her computer
//I've made up a monster I hate this bitch
ScottyDg842: again, what you see is not true, just take my word for it
ScottyDg842: also, if you want to show her you care, pick up some "her pleasure" condoms
ScottyDg842: I can give you some if you want
//WTF!!!!!!!!!! NO! not only does that mean I have to see you....ewww
Lightningcount48: buncha ungreatful bastards
//I might be leaving after Scott leaves but that besides the point and I love my family
ScottyDg842: thus why I plan on getting stoned over the holidays
Lightningcount48: great
ScottyDg842: I like my family, but not spending copious time with them
Lightningcount48: me either
Lightningcount48: well I gtg lots of cleaning tomorrow
Lightningcount48: ttyl
/And I thought that was the end I almost signed off and then....
ScottyDg842: alright, I'll try and find this one thing alice gave me
Lightningcount48: ?
//My curiosity was piqued. I knew it had to be hilarious
ScottyDg842: it was a guide to women's bodies in general, it'll help
Lightningcount48: mmkay
//::groan::
ScottyDg842: seeya later man
//I hope not I really don't want to smoke weed
Well that was fun I hope you enjoyed that piece of Tomfoolery. It almost didn't happen, but I choked my morals and did it anyway. As always this was done in the spirit of fun and comedy don't hate me too bad.
don't smoke weed kids its bad for you.
But send me money its good for you.
I know you've all seen the show,but that's not what this is about. This is about Iraq and getting out. The blanket organization for the terrorists has given the US a deal to leave that can be found in this article. Should we take the deal.
Things you should recall or consider. Remember all those weapons left over after the cold war. That's what they are fighting us with now. If we drop our heavy weapons on them we might have to fight our own tanks later on.
The weapons we leave behind will be used against someone and it won't be pretty.
How would you deal with this leave me a comment or drop an e-mail let's talk.
For those of you interested in African politics and Darfur there has been a solution provided by the UN to help "peacekeeping efforts" this is practically the same solution we came up with in my NYLF/DID conference. Fascinating stuff very pertinent very relevant.
I reccomend all of you watch these two things unfold.
Hey everyone I know I said the next thing would be on education,but first I want to have the opportunity to offend you with some pictures. Not all of these are offensive, but some may offend the religiously inclined...
Let's start things off with 
Wizard Kitty....
Now for something a bit more derogatory: Muhammad with a Hand Grenade!!
After the shock wears off why not take a look at possibly the dumbest person on earth...
Wow, lets pause for a moment and consider the Corvette
Just for awareness purposes I ask you to look into the situation in Darfur and write to you Senators and Congressmen to get out of Iraq and find a way to get involved in Darfur w/o military, The army is not a pocket knife you can't just whip it out and use it anywhere....
Now to offend all you hardcore Christians out there....if might help if you go and see the Saw movies before seeing this picture or the hilarity and the totally blasphemous nature of this my photoshop creation will be lost on you.
w/o further adeiu
alright shake the shock off. The reality is as Blaise Pascal would say "We are all totally and utterly unworthy of God" that's right no matter what. The big man's gonna judge you not by the pictures you make, but by the faith you hold in your heart. For all you pious people know Jesus is Rofl-ing right now so don't even pretend to know better because you don't. God is so much more infinely more powerful than you it'll blow your mind. And for all you anti-evolutionists out there. God is in the Details who the hell do you think has the power to put such minute and microscopic detail into nature quit being retards and leave poor science alone.
okay rant over for now that may turn into a section later. This next pic was taken as Washington crossing the Deleware with my aunt nearby,
There are more pictures in my computer to be shown,but I'm too lazy to put them up right now so drop my a line or some cash at Rhenthalin@gmail.com and we'll talk mmmkay? Mmmmkay.
Hey I went to see Aragon the other night and all I can say is WOW!!!! That movie was absolutly one of the most cliche movies I've ever seen. The lines were jilted and awkward, time passage was not smooth or believeable. Characters lacked depth and the best actor in the movie died half way through and it wasn't that good anyway. If you have read the book wait for this to come to the bargain rack at K-Mart (Walmart wouldn't dare carry this trash) if its cheaper rent it, but don't keep it or watch it anymore than you have to. The plot varied too greatly from the book and it tried to be Lord of the Rings, but could not be.
The book was written by a teenager and it shows. I doubt I could motivate myself to write a fantasy book like that but the movie lacks the personality of the book and the book lacks the depth of a seasoned writer. Hopefully this kid can get some EXP and write something worth my time, but I don't think they should try another movie. Just do what Final Fantasy did and kinda just shut up and let that flop of a movie die quietly and alone.....
goodnight
Its been a while since I've posted and I know you all have been waiting with baited breath for me to solve the next world problem. However,there has been a startling revelation at the school I attend. It would seem that one of the administrators, known as the "Grimace" has canceled Christmas and fun for the rest of the year. You can find the whole story by contacting a one Kyle Dodson.
So my next topic will be reformation of the school system. My Euro class has been having a spirited discussion and I've been inspired to write on it. So keep your eyes open for that. Also coming up Pictures that will offend your Mom and other people with little or no sense of humor. As soon as I get to school to e-mail them to myself.
BTW this blog has been blocked for pornography. Go figure.
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On a serious note the holocaust was a terrible time in world history and should never be taken lightly without a serious disclaimer at the end. The atrocities of the holocaust were real and we as a human race need to work to end such evil actions. SO GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND FIX AFRICA ALREADY YOU WHITE EUROPEAN PRICKS!!!!!
So I was discussing my future career with a friend whom I met in DC. We discussed her prospects as a future star and gave it almost no thought towards seriousness then I get the following message from her boyfriend ::ulp:: sounds like he's a bit too conservative and enjoys Urine. Lets take a gander.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
href="'http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction="user.viewprofile&friendid="15387005&MyToken="663e3056-4a47-4096-a2a9-110f40a9a496'">HAMMY
Date: Dec 12 2006 5:06 PM
why the fuck are you talking to brittany about porn you do know that she is with someone right? do me a favor and stop that shit!!! im fucking pissed!
my reply...
Chill man, I'm not serious we were just exchanging comments. It was an inside joke and NYLF. The fact that you are pissed is irrelevant to me the idea that you are fucking piss is just strange please keep it to yourself.
I'll keep you posted but this guy sounds like a Gwar fan
Nearly being the Pope himself I am often compeled to write on subject of good and evil if you will please observe my Liar postulate:
As I'm sure you don't know my brother is a liar in the worst way. The sublte kind, but I have used the wonders of math to prove that he is indeed a liar please observe:
1+1=2 if 1+1=2 then one cat plus one cat equals two cats. If two cats is the number of cats I owned, then when the first cat died I only owned one cat. If by the word owned I mean that the second cat is now dead then prior to its death it was living and I owned it,which means it once lived with me. If the cat once lived with me and it was as old or older than me when it die that means I was under the age of 18 and my brother is one year and a month younger than me that means he was 16 which means I was 17. Thusly out ages went as follows brother 16,me 17,cat 18. When our ages are added together the result is 51. I then subtract the number of intelligent people in the prior figure(1) the result of out cumulative age is multiplied by the number of human members of my household(4) the result is 200,51-1=50*4=200. If I add the numeric values of the months that the birthdays of the male humans of the household occur 5,8,and 9 I get 22 if I add 22 to 200 i get 222.When 222 is multiplied by the number of Colleges I applied to the result is 666 which is the mark of the beast which is Satan who is the prince of lies. The number of the beast is found in the thirteenth chapter of Revelations 13 being the day upon my brother and I were born. The number 666 is in reference to the second of the two beasts mentioned in that chapter and my brother is the second child born into the household. If my brother is the second born and his birthday falls on the thirteenth which is also the chapter in Revelations that the second beast with the number 666 appears, that beast is Satan who is the Prince of lies that makes my Brother a liar because 1+1=2.
We all have that friend you know? You know the one he's just that guy who hangs around with you and you never around with him that guy. Well i have one of these friends and he moved but I can still strike up an AIM conversation with him (After this I doubt he'll ever talk to me again). After hearing he had taken to weed I had see what it was like so I AIMed him up and here is the ensueing conversation with little notes from myself (Money Pants).:
Lightningcount48: Hey I heard you started smoking weed
scottydg842: [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because scottydg842 is not protected by IM Security ]
//Don't you just hate Zone Alarm I know I do
ScottyDg842: yea?
Lightningcount48: Any fun?
ScottyDg842: meh, I got a high tolerance to it, so mostly I just smoke it with my female
//well then I think he might be smoking grass clippings and what's this about his "female"
Lightningcount48: How does your "female" affect the fun factor?
ScottyDg842: depends on what we do while high
//Granted I have a pretty good idea what he does with her I just don't need to hear him say it. I always pictured this kid having sex with a Commodore 64 instead of a woman
Lightningcount48: Have things started turning colors for you yet?
ScottyDg842: no, though grandmas boy...fucking amazing
//Grandma's boy was only about smoking weed there wasn't really anything surreal or trippy about it
Lightningcount48: I'm sure...you should listen to pink fllyod while high it will add a whole new meaning to your life
ScottyDg842: meh, maybe I'll do that tommorow, still have enough for 1 joint lying around
ScottyDg842: getting a quarter tomorrow
Lightningcount48: How do you have a high tolerance to it are you sure its not cut with parsley or something?
//I was kinda hoping he would bite on that one and try to accuse his "friend" of selling him bad weed. He can't be the hooked on it if he doesn't care.
ScottyDg842: I've gotten different stuff from several dealers, including a friend of mine who grows his own
Lightningcount48: and doesn't do anything for you? You goin to school after High School"?
//despite his awkwardness this kid used to be smart so I wanted to see if he was doing anything after highschool he was still on weed though
ScottyDg842: it doesnt do as much for me as most people, I need to smoke around twice as much to get a normal high
ScottyDg842: and right now I still havent finished a single college app
Lightningcount48: Where are you looking>?
ScottyDg842: MIT is my reach, I would like to get into Olin, Texas A&M is my main and Pennstate with a fallback
//that;s pretty ambitious for a kid who smokes weed with a :"female" maybe next he'll apply to Neverland University
Lightningcount48: Dodson and Harry got into Main already
ScottyDg842: My female has a better shot then me at most schools, she got a 2200 on SATs and is in higher classes then me
//Of course she does she's using you for your money and when she "smokes weed" with you she doesn't inhale. Looks like you're dating a gold digger. PS this kid has access to cash so don't role your eyes at me
Lightningcount48: nice
Lightningcount48: Enginieering?
ScottyDg842: yea, both of us
Lightningcount48: What kind of Engineering
ScottyDg842: comp mech or electrical here
Lightningcount48: und dein Freundin?
Lightningcount48: dein(e)
ScottyDg842: dunno, whatever she wants
ScottyDg842: you?
//he was in my german class and seems to remember a bit of it however I did call his "female" a man when I left the e off of deine. Being stoned and all I'm glad he can still read the Mother Tounge
Lightningcount48: International Business/somethingorother
Lightningcount48: I'm selling what you're engineering and making much more money off of it than you
Lightningcount48: thats my goal
ScottyDg842: meh, I am doing something I enjoy
//weed is enjoyable I hear
ScottyDg842: and 60-70k a year is nice too
Lightningcount48: Hows Java
ScottyDg842: meh, I am the only person in the class so I only work like once a week
ScottyDg842: I only need to be on chpt 7 for test, and I am finishing 6 right now
Lightningcount48: I think then I'll be the VP when my friend Mike becomes president
//I was plotting to over throw the world on another conversation so scott took a back seat for a moment
ScottyDg842: were are you in Java now?
Lightningcount48: I dunno we're takeing the Pitt test right now we just did printf
ScottyDg842: you do arrays?
Lightningcount48: not yet
ScottyDg842: oh
ScottyDg842: classes?
Lightningcount48: Cyrans pretty out there so we're moving kinda slow
Lightningcount48: what kind of classes
ScottyDg842: making your own
Lightningcount48: I think we discussed it
ScottyDg842: man, I am going to bed soon
ScottyDg842: so fucking sore and tired
ScottyDg842: got to bed at like 2 am last night after a gwar concert with the female
Lightningcount48: its only 6
//I have only heard of Gwar and it doesn't sound like its a very sanitary band to listen to and from the sound of it Scott enjoys wallowing in human filth which is what he did even before he moved
ScottyDg842: I had every liquid thrown on me, I was in the front row
Lightningcount48: like what
ScottyDg842: I fucking crowd surfed for awhile
ScottyDg842: fake blood, semen, urine
ScottyDg842: antifreeze
ScottyDg842: and the dude behind me got beer on me
Lightningcount48: bet that was fun
ScottyDg842: hell yea
//yes he even enjoys bathing in human waste and automobile fluids. We'll see who's having fun when you have Occular Herpes and burning of the eyes and mouth from God knows what kind of STDs.
Lightningcount48: you bang your "female" right there?
ScottyDg842: I would have, but I had a fucking massive headache afterward, so we stopped mid makeout as I was ready to pass out
//code for I can't hold an erection and my girlfriend is so hideous I closed my eyes and fell asleep while making out.
Lightningcount48: gtg ttyl
ScottyDg842: seeya later man
ScottyDg842: oh I'll be in over christmas
//yay and we even get to see him for Christmas what a joy
These are some cars that I had characters superimposed upon:
I Thought maybe we would start with Mortal Combat
Now for Sonic and the Gang
The next are in honor of Gone in Sixty Seconds:
And of course the Girlfriend Tribute
And the plug for American Muscle 
Something I noticed when I was writing the other day. Something this blog lacks besides seriousness is pictures. So I've decided to include most if not all of my photoshop creations and if you want any made special for you I will gladly go out of my way and adulter any photo you desire.
okay so here it is:
You always knew the old man would lose it:
I really hope someone gets this because I really enjoyed this play on words
This is my kitty I bred him myself I mixed one part fallen angel one part pit demon and three parts cute little kitten. He lit that cup of water on fire all by himself!
I don't think I will reveal all of my secret photos just yet so keep comin back for more
I'm sorry I haven't been able to read all of your e-mails I've been very busy at the Money Making Symposium, you know the place where I make all that cash that allows me to be a successful bloggier, thats french by the way. I did manage to glance at a few and one struck my fancy, allow my to copy paste for you:
Dear Money Pants,
I find myself scanning the blogs every night to see if anyone on earth has anything intelligent to say. When I stumbled across your blog I thought I had found something special. Like someone had finally figure out just the right moves to make me orgasm. Then at the last moment it all fell apart and you proved yourself to be one of thousands of bloggers who believe that everything they say is the absolute. I was enraged so much by your attempts to "solve" all of the problems of the world with violence and bigotry that I felt compelled to e-mail you just to tell you that you are a heartless bigot who is only contributing to the problems of the world. You are an ignoramus and a total ::expletive:: ugh you make me so mad I could swear at you!. I hope you rot in the bad place for the filth you are trying to proliferate throughout the internet.
Best Wishes for the Holidays,
Marie Ann Yugoleski
When I read this I could not help but chuckle. I am of course glad that I've been able to nearly pleasure a presumably female audience member without ever leaving the comfort of my iron throne upon which I rule the world. I must reply that I am indeed different from the thousands of other bloggers out there in that I am actually correct almost all of the time. The allegation that I am a bigot is only leveled against me because it is obvious that this woman has not been touched by even herself for over ten years. As for her precise words to insult me, such a horrible word as expletive and ignoramus (which isn't a word), leads me to believe that you Marie Ann Yugoslut are a Catholic ,which as I'm sure we all know is the root of all evil and bigotry in the world, thusly making you as near to the devil as the pope himself. As you will see soon in my following post I will prove that I am God and we are all dead amongst a multitude of other things. So hold onto your bible bitch because you are going for a ride. And as far as going to the bad place, you leave me slightly confused, the Bronx is a bad place and some places in Pittsburgh are bad places so if next time you attempt to insult me you could specify a place to go I will gladly meet you there for a religious rap battle upon which we will exhalt god and I will whoop upon you with Amish like piety so bring it.
Best Wishes,
Substantially Wealthier than You
I'll let you know when she responds lol. Just to clear things up. I have no real problem with Catholics and believe Christianity has been a wonderful vector through which democrazy has grown.
Alright I have to piss ttyl
Due to the overwhelming amount of Mail in my Inbox the day after posting my last post I have taken a day to expand my problem solving abilities.
American Ethnocentrism-First we must really determine if this is really a problem. It is obvious that the world revolves around us and everyone on earth should speak English and give America its unbridled loyalty/ But if you're one of those librel bastards like Maria who wrote:
"America has an overblown ego and it needs to get real. People in the rest of the world understand what's going on in America better than we do. We need to get our heads out of our asses and learn about the rest of the world..."
She wrote more but after that Communistic onslaught I immeadietly looked up her location via IP address and letter bombed her house. What she fails to take into account is that America is the greates nation on earth therefore everyone must conform to us...duh...and I do not have an ass so she once again failed to make a realavent statement way to go. Maria you are only making women everywhere look stupid. Get back in the kitchen and stay away from the polling booths.
Jim H. Jommas wrote me the other day and drew my attention to the educational deficit in America. For once I agree with this socialist institution. Though I despise socialism. Perhaps if students were held responsible for their education this wouldn't be a problem. We need to take a leaf out of the German education system and send those who do not prefer the books to some kind of vocation. And let the rest of the learners go on to learning without food being thrown in the Cafeteria or "Qwer" being shouted across the halls. I think we should also do away with Gym or overly zealous Gym teachers. We'll try the second option before absolving it entirely. So the socialist get one point but that's it no more!!!! We need to make American schools less like prisons and more like institutions of learning.
A one "Edward the Anarchist" e-mailed me and said that he likes what I've written and that I should join the fight for Anarchism. Well Thankyou Eddy. However, you are an idiot. If I were to join the Anarchist movement I would simply be doing what the man wants and unlike you I do not fight for the man. So Eddy you will be ICMPed by the time you read this. In fact all you anarchist bastards are just hindering steps towards peace so it only stands to reason that all of you should be shot for being stupid.
Alright I'm bored peace.....
So I was alive today then I died a bit. Once again I'm not working as I should be. School pretty much sucks major monkey dong so quit asking me about it. So everyone needs to tell me what you want for Christmas so I can avoid giving it to you.
OK, as promised I am going to solve one of the worlds many problems right here and now and show you how easy it is to fix the world. Do not pay attention to those nay sayers out there that say the world will never change. All you have to do is listen to me and all your problems will go away!!!!!
1.World Hunger-Kill oppressors and turn the MC lounge into a charity organization to go out and feed everyone. Fat people pouching will also contribute to solving world hunger.
2.Landfills-shuttle garbage into a giant space receptacle orbiting the earth and every fifty years throw it into the sun. After the recycling is done of course. Replace it and repeat process.
3.Bullying-Give kids guns (always a good idea I know you don't have to thank me.)
4.War-Glass over the middle east and turn it into a massive gladiator arena where anything but Nukes goes. The winner names his terms. Nuke style gladiator fights can be hosted on Mars or something.
5.Mean people-A council of nice mean people will review offenders and if they are indeed found to be they will be exiled to the mean place where they can live in misery with each other.
6.Annoying Kids- Duct tape
7.Pricks at School-sit down and have a heart to heart with your personal asshole and if they remain so they must remain in that seat and suffer whatever punishment the noon-prick feels like. Prickyness will be determined by the Pricky council of non-Pricks.
8.Poor/Stupid Teachers- Each class may have a heart to heart with their teachers and if quality does not improve they may be fired after the review by the Council of Smart Students Who Can Spot a Stupid Teacher a Mile Away, or they can remain on as a pinyata.
9.Stupid people- Force intelligent people to reproduce with each other and raise the child with common sense and a soft mind for learning. Force everyone to pass a practical test and a written test to reproduce. If you fail you are forced to work in a sweat shop.
10.Money and never having it- Force rich people to spend over 50% of their amassed wealth every month. This way Reaganomics might just work.
I've decided I am now going to dedicate a few hours of my life to solving all the worlds problems. I'll do that later...send me your problems and I will solve them
See I have homework that I work very hard not to do and in the course of that process of working not work I ended up in a converstation about a program in my AP Java Class. We're doing a program that calculates how much a package will be charged if it is sent over 500 miles Here's what ensued:
Lightningcount48: I'm on my way with the first one i'm not exactly sure what she wants with the over 500 mile thing
Lightningcount48: I'll just do it my way and leave it at that
J2p2f2: for every mile over, mult by .022 and add it to the rate (which depends on the weight)
Lightningcount48: great
Lightningcount48: or I'll just set up prices for a general set of instances and make more money than the business that she set up on the paper. You see customers trust simplicity in my way I will have more sales and when I'm making millions and she's still bitching that my table doesn't use printf I'll wipe my ass with old Benjamin and stuff it in her mouth.
As you can clearly see I haven't slept well nor do I intend to as I stay up and read car and driver and "support the Troops" as only Sarah Carpenter can understand.
Hey folks on top of sending me money I can also upload almost anything you want from me. I have AP DBQs random essays. I also will write on what ever subject you want. If you want any pictures tailored to your purposes feel free to request them I am 1337 at Photoshop and can doctor and photo to help you out. I won't even charge you for it. How about that!?
This is a place for all of you out there to give me money. I need money like the rest of you only more so. If you give me money I may or may not thank you for it. SO here is a thank you in advance. I will be accepting paypal soon enough as soon as the bank gets to me the stupid fucks. So hold on to that contact me with your banks and account numbers SSNs whatever. I'm looking for Identities anyway. Unfortunetly I'm not a child molester so I'm not gonna predaet(look it up on Urban dictionary) you or anything so just send me cash and feel the love.
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