Another Convo with ScttyDg!
ScottyDg842 (11:39:40 AM): hey
recker5000 (11:39:42 AM): hey
//I can see Recker's thoughts now "Why the fuck is he talking to me?"
ScottyDg842 (11:39:51 AM): how goes life?
recker5000 (11:40:09 AM): pretty good actually
//Notice Recker does not wish to elaborate so as to end the conversation however Scott doesn't notice and continues.
ScottyDg842 (11:40:51 AM): so, I learned that it only takes 5 shots of 151 to get me to make out with a guy(my girlfriend has photographic evidence apparently)
recker5000 (11:41:05 AM): wow thats pretty bad
//This is totally shocking. we had always expected Scott to be left of center, but why on earth would you want to tell anyone "HEY LOOK WHO I DID WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND IT WASN'T A GIRL!!! plus his "girlfriend,who might be a man," was watching....::ugh::
recker5000 (11:41:10 AM): i dont think id ever make out with a guy
//let alone tell anyone about it
ScottyDg842 (11:41:27 AM): I had 2 shots of vodka and some scotch too
recker5000 (11:41:33 AM): wow
ScottyDg842 (11:41:59 AM): I was the drunkest person in the room by far, I ended up spending the last out in the bathroom puking
recker5000 (11:42:07 AM): damn lol
//At this point Recker is baffled as to why Scott is talking to him still the letter opener on the desk looks very inviting...
ScottyDg842 (11:42:35 AM): I fell over like 3 times (I still say the room moved, not me)
//I think Scott is trying to be funny, but is once again failing
recker5000 (11:42:40 AM): haha
//this laugh is purely complimentary
ScottyDg842 (11:43:01 AM): oh, and my friend who is only 18 bought the alchol, I was with him
ScottyDg842 (11:43:10 AM): I was cracking up so hard when we got in the car
recker5000 (11:43:45 AM): lol where did you get it from? like a convenience store?
ScottyDg842 (11:43:51 AM): yeah
recker5000 (11:43:55 AM): sweet
recker5000 (11:43:58 AM): stupid indians
//For future reference do not try to make a funny to a person like this, they won't understand especially if the funny isn't that funny.
ScottyDg842 (11:44:15 AM): the guy was white
recker5000 (11:45:13 AM): oh, i kind of figured indians cuz you know the sterotype
recker5000 (11:45:15 AM): nevermind lol
//2 seconds later and Scott doesn't get it. ::clap::
ScottyDg842 (11:47:20 AM): it was kinda funny, we had like 5 random groups of teenagers stop by and place orders for stuff
recker5000 (11:47:28 AM): haha
ScottyDg842 (11:49:03 AM): when like 2 of them walked in I just went "Who the fuck are you?"
//What? What does this have to do with anything
recker5000 (11:49:10 AM): lol
ScottyDg842 (11:49:46 AM): alice had a great look on her face when she walked in and realized we had 200 sitting on the table and a list of shit to get
//Scott's man/girlfriend is an alcoholic...that's how Scott always ends up recieving
recker5000 (11:50:09 AM): heh
ScottyDg842 (11:50:10 AM): because he bought it, it all only cost us 60 bucks
ScottyDg842 (11:50:17 AM): nice little profit
//O way to pay for it you bad ass you. Next time pay in change that'll show `em.
recker5000 (11:50:32 AM): yeah lol
ScottyDg842 (11:51:20 AM): and tonight I am heading out to a concert at like 8
recker5000 (11:51:44 AM): sweet is it a well known band or a local one?
ScottyDg842 (11:51:51 AM): known, deerhoof
//By known he means local and known only to him
recker5000 (11:52:36 AM): never heard of em
ScottyDg842 (11:52:57 AM): basically, they are a bnad that is really high who just happen to play in unison
//Or its a tea kettle and some pots and pans you bang together when you are high
recker5000 (11:53:14 AM): haha
ScottyDg842 (11:54:50 AM): so how has everything been going?
//Wasn't this question already answered?
recker5000 (11:54:59 AM): pretty good
recker5000 (11:55:11 AM): not much happening down here
recker5000 (12:03:52 PM): well, i gtg
recker5000 (12:04:01 PM): ill ttyl
//fairly decent exit depending on how you want to proceed in the future you might not want to say ttyl or you may run the risk of actually talking to him later. But if you're goal is to fuck with him ttyl is a great exit stratagy.Or at this point Recker has sunk the letter opener into his chest and is now gasping his last breaths, send his family some flowers
ScottyDg842 (12:04:05 PM): seeya around
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Once again thankyou for sending me this convo I greatly appreciate it. Unfortunatley I was never great friends with Scott so he isn't compelled to talk to me, but if he happens to talk to you send teh convo my way for comment.
Also please read my manual on how to drive and stay between the lines on the right hand side of the road. Hopefully I will be getting a religious show down if David Sill will just attach it and send it to me the lazy bastard!
