Friday, March 16, 2007

Would you?

1.Would you kill someone who was in so much pain that they begged you to kill them?

me: probably not, it would hurt me to see them dying, but to know that I was responsible for their death may be to much for me to handle. That might be a problem with humans we are illogical when it comes to life. Life is in such a great surplus, but we seem to hold almost every life we come into contact with dear. I don't know what our problem is.....

you?:(This is where you comment)

2.Would you lie to protect a friend?

me: If they were a really good friend, then I would lie my ass off, otherwise I'm ratting the rest of you out.

you?(comment please)

3.Would you wipe your ass with a Benjamin and stuff it in your Comp Sci teacher's mouth because he/she/it never really seems to know what he/she/it is doing?

me: Yes I've contemplated it many times and I came to terms with the realization that it might be worth $100 just to see his/her/its face with a shitty Benjamin in his/her/its mouth

you?(you know the drill)

4.What would you do if your son got another girl pregnant?(If you are without children speak hypothetically)

me: I would give the bastard two options. You either stay with that girl and father that child to the fullest extent of your abilities or you can go to military school and most of the money you make for the next 18 years of that child's life will go towards that child.

you:(still need the comment)

5.What would you do if your daughter became pregnant.(If you are without children speak hypothetically)

me:find the father and find out what kind of parent he's going to be. Either way the terd monkey is going to pay.

6.Would you answer six questions on a blog?

me: Yes of course especially if its my own,

you:(you best be commentin)