The fast and easy way to lose weight!!! Here's how!

Hi folks it me Money Pants and here at the latest in greatest in the line of Health Spas brought to buy the company that cares ,Dontgibashit. Here at the Konsentrayshon Kamp you will experience an innovative weight loss and strength training program passed down from the ancient Hapsburg Dynasty, and is endorsed by the Catholic Church, hey you know you can trust them when have they ever been wrong?



Its a simple process and you can sign up via E-MAIL!!

Maybe you're saying to yourself "I've tried these weight loss programs before and they never seemed to work out. I always end up paying too much and I never lose any weight!"

Well with out comprehensive program you are guaranteed to lose weight and keep it off and if you don't we will provide you with a years supply of Twinky's to stuff your stupid fat face. Here at the Kampf we strive for excellence and you will be pushed harder than you have ever been pushed before in your life. We have a comprehensive and impressive ( ) step program:

1.First we will fly you out of the country to a state of the art wellness facility overlooking the windswept tundra of Siberia. The view alone is worth the price, but that's not all!!

2.Your diet will be regulated using the Mauthausen-Gusen method, with which you will be provided with anywhere from 600-1000 calories a day!!!!!! That's a bargain people. To encourage weight loss calorie intake will be closer to 600!!!!!!!

3.In addition to your limited diet you will be given hours and hours of rigorous exercise in the beautiful "Canyons" of the Siberian Tundra. You will be provided a set of exercise clothing specially formulated to lower you core temperature to encourage your body to lose weight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know all of this sounds too good to be true, but listen to this gleaming testimonial!!!!

Hi I used to be a grossly overweight and self conscience hermaphrodite , but after a year with your program the pounds were just freezing off and I was in the best shape of my life. Now men find me only mildly revolting!!! Thanks, Mr.Money Pants you saved my life!!

-Sam "Evanha" Destine

Well thanks Evanha. That's right it doesn't matter how disgusting you are we can turn your life around and for only three payments $25.49 prior to departure. What are you waiting for? You have been inadequate for your entire life don't you think its time for you to do something about it? Drop me an E-MAIL and change your life today!!!!Now accepting Paypal




the moron who accepts this offer will recieve nothing in exchange for his or her money; despite of the outrageous claims made above. Don't sue me because you are stupid. I will accept your money, however.








On a serious note the holocaust was a terrible time in world history and should never be taken lightly without a serious disclaimer at the end. The atrocities of the holocaust were real and we as a human race need to work to end such evil actions. SO GET OFF YOUR ASSES AND FIX AFRICA ALREADY YOU WHITE EUROPEAN PRICKS!!!!!