Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Education

I know you all have been waiting for my publication on the problems with education but its turning out to be a bigger project than I thought so just sit tight and read the archives and be offended at my pictures or something. In fact just keep hitting refresh until I post again read it then hit refresh until the next one then repeat.

Let's Talk about Christmas

Christmas is over and everyone is breathing easier. The presents have been given and returned to the stores and the world is shitty again. As it should be. Since when was Christmas about presents anyway. I hate to sound pious because I hate people like that who trumpet the word of God as if it made them better than everyone else. But for this I must say we have taken Christmas and turned it into an excuse to raid the wallets and bank accounts of friends and relatives for whatever we can get. There are a couple things about Christmas ,as it is now, that pisses me off. One the practice of gift giving isn't even Christian its Pagan and anyone who got a gift for anyone is going to hell including the jews who do presents on Hanawhateveraka (cause I can't spell it through the blood welling up in my eyes. Thats right you pious pricks if you gave or received anything from anyone you're going to hell that is a big ROFL on you. Another thing is the C&E traffic at Church. Now don't be too shocked but I attend church regularly Saturday night. When Christmas come around the C&Es come out of their holes put on their nicest clothes get in the nicest car and go to Church. They also do the same thing on Easter. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!??? As if coming to church once a year would save your damn soul. In the words of Blaise Pascal "We are all utterly unworthy of God" So do us all a favor and never come to church that way there will be parking and seating for everyone who actually goes there because whether or not God is real its still a good idea.
And another thing. What is this Happy Holidays shit. ITS CHRISTMAS YOU BASTARDS!!!! thats why there is even a holiday acknowledge that and live with it you are offending a far larger majority of people by saying holiday than Christmas (is this even making sense anymore?) Its just a minority group looking for one more thing to get pissed off about so the majority here in this democrazy must trod lightly and make sure it does fart too loud. just say Christmas and whether you believe in Jesus or not just embrace the basic precepts that everyone can embrace peace love and happiness and good will towards all human beings!

okay now its over Try not to rot in hell for reading this and do get smashed on New Years

we need more people like this in the world

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