Promised Content

So I was alive today then I died a bit. Once again I'm not working as I should be. School pretty much sucks major monkey dong so quit asking me about it. So everyone needs to tell me what you want for Christmas so I can avoid giving it to you.

OK, as promised I am going to solve one of the worlds many problems right here and now and show you how easy it is to fix the world. Do not pay attention to those nay sayers out there that say the world will never change. All you have to do is listen to me and all your problems will go away!!!!!

1.World Hunger-Kill oppressors and turn the MC lounge into a charity organization to go out and feed everyone. Fat people pouching will also contribute to solving world hunger.

2.Landfills-shuttle garbage into a giant space receptacle orbiting the earth and every fifty years throw it into the sun. After the recycling is done of course. Replace it and repeat process.

3.Bullying-Give kids guns (always a good idea I know you don't have to thank me.)

4.War-Glass over the middle east and turn it into a massive gladiator arena where anything but Nukes goes. The winner names his terms. Nuke style gladiator fights can be hosted on Mars or something.

5.Mean people-A council of nice mean people will review offenders and if they are indeed found to be they will be exiled to the mean place where they can live in misery with each other.

6.Annoying Kids- Duct tape

7.Pricks at School-sit down and have a heart to heart with your personal asshole and if they remain so they must remain in that seat and suffer whatever punishment the noon-prick feels like. Prickyness will be determined by the Pricky council of non-Pricks.

8.Poor/Stupid Teachers- Each class may have a heart to heart with their teachers and if quality does not improve they may be fired after the review by the Council of Smart Students Who Can Spot a Stupid Teacher a Mile Away, or they can remain on as a pinyata.

9.Stupid people- Force intelligent people to reproduce with each other and raise the child with common sense and a soft mind for learning. Force everyone to pass a practical test and a written test to reproduce. If you fail you are forced to work in a sweat shop.

10.Money and never having it- Force rich people to spend over 50% of their amassed wealth every month. This way Reaganomics might just work.

A goal

I've decided I am now going to dedicate a few hours of my life to solving all the worlds problems. I'll do that later...send me your problems and I will solve them

What I didn't do today

See I have homework that I work very hard not to do and in the course of that process of working not work I ended up in a converstation about a program in my AP Java Class. We're doing a program that calculates how much a package will be charged if it is sent over 500 miles Here's what ensued:

Lightningcount48: I'm on my way with the first one i'm not exactly sure what she wants with the over 500 mile thing
Lightningcount48: I'll just do it my way and leave it at that
J2p2f2: for every mile over, mult by .022 and add it to the rate (which depends on the weight)
Lightningcount48: great
Lightningcount48: or I'll just set up prices for a general set of instances and make more money than the business that she set up on the paper. You see customers trust simplicity in my way I will have more sales and when I'm making millions and she's still bitching that my table doesn't use printf I'll wipe my ass with old Benjamin and stuff it in her mouth.

As you can clearly see I haven't slept well nor do I intend to as I stay up and read car and driver and "support the Troops" as only Sarah Carpenter can understand.

Anything you want you got it!

Hey folks on top of sending me money I can also upload almost anything you want from me. I have AP DBQs random essays. I also will write on what ever subject you want. If you want any pictures tailored to your purposes feel free to request them I am 1337 at Photoshop and can doctor and photo to help you out. I won't even charge you for it. How about that!?

Welcome to the Cash Symposium(w/e that means)

This is a place for all of you out there to give me money. I need money like the rest of you only more so. If you give me money I may or may not thank you for it. SO here is a thank you in advance. I will be accepting paypal soon enough as soon as the bank gets to me the stupid fucks. So hold on to that contact me with your banks and account numbers SSNs whatever. I'm looking for Identities anyway. Unfortunetly I'm not a child molester so I'm not gonna predaet(look it up on Urban dictionary) you or anything so just send me cash and feel the love.