New batch of pictures for you to distribute

Hey everyone I know I said the next thing would be on education,but first I want to have the opportunity to offend you with some pictures. Not all of these are offensive, but some may offend the religiously inclined...

Let's start things off with Wizard Kitty....
Now for something a bit more derogatory: Muhammad with a Hand Grenade!!

After the shock wears off why not take a look at possibly the dumbest person on earth...

Wow, lets pause for a moment and consider the Corvette

Just for awareness purposes I ask you to look into the situation in Darfur and write to you Senators and Congressmen to get out of Iraq and find a way to get involved in Darfur w/o military, The army is not a pocket knife you can't just whip it out and use it anywhere....

Now to offend all you hardcore Christians out there....if might help if you go and see the Saw movies before seeing this picture or the hilarity and the totally blasphemous nature of this my photoshop creation will be lost on you.





w/o further adeiu


alright shake the shock off. The reality is as Blaise Pascal would say "We are all totally and utterly unworthy of God" that's right no matter what. The big man's gonna judge you not by the pictures you make, but by the faith you hold in your heart. For all you pious people know Jesus is Rofl-ing right now so don't even pretend to know better because you don't. God is so much more infinely more powerful than you it'll blow your mind. And for all you anti-evolutionists out there. God is in the Details who the hell do you think has the power to put such minute and microscopic detail into nature quit being retards and leave poor science alone.

okay rant over for now that may turn into a section later. This next pic was taken as Washington crossing the Deleware with my aunt nearby,

There are more pictures in my computer to be shown,but I'm too lazy to put them up right now so drop my a line or some cash at Rhenthalin@gmail.com and we'll talk mmmkay? Mmmmkay.

Quick Movie Review before Bed

Hey I went to see Aragon the other night and all I can say is WOW!!!! That movie was absolutly one of the most cliche movies I've ever seen. The lines were jilted and awkward, time passage was not smooth or believeable. Characters lacked depth and the best actor in the movie died half way through and it wasn't that good anyway. If you have read the book wait for this to come to the bargain rack at K-Mart (Walmart wouldn't dare carry this trash) if its cheaper rent it, but don't keep it or watch it anymore than you have to. The plot varied too greatly from the book and it tried to be Lord of the Rings, but could not be.

The book was written by a teenager and it shows. I doubt I could motivate myself to write a fantasy book like that but the movie lacks the personality of the book and the book lacks the depth of a seasoned writer. Hopefully this kid can get some EXP and write something worth my time, but I don't think they should try another movie. Just do what Final Fantasy did and kinda just shut up and let that flop of a movie die quietly and alone.....

goodnight

The Grimace Stole Christmas

Its been a while since I've posted and I know you all have been waiting with baited breath for me to solve the next world problem. However,there has been a startling revelation at the school I attend. It would seem that one of the administrators, known as the "Grimace" has canceled Christmas and fun for the rest of the year. You can find the whole story by contacting a one Kyle Dodson.

So my next topic will be reformation of the school system. My Euro class has been having a spirited discussion and I've been inspired to write on it. So keep your eyes open for that. Also coming up Pictures that will offend your Mom and other people with little or no sense of humor. As soon as I get to school to e-mail them to myself.

BTW this blog has been blocked for pornography. Go figure.