WTF NASCAR!

What is it with people and NASCAR? It seems to be the only thing the Speed channel actually cares about covering. They even have a countdown to the Nextel Cup series. What is that. Its just a bunch of cars loosely based on cars that you and I drive. They go around in a circle and every now and then they run into each other. I don't see how anyone considers this drama. Once in a while a driver will get pissed off and kick someone else's car and then be fined for it by the Nazis that run NASCAR. Let's talk about that for a second. NASCAR has its roots in the days of moon shining. These beer runner had to have a car that would outrun a cop car, but back in the day there were only a few cars to choose from let alone fast ones. These illegal smugglers of alcoholic delights would do their own engine mods including, boring and stroking and piston head mods. When these smugglers had down time they decided to see who built the faster car so they set to racing. People came to watch eventually, and NASCAR was born. These days NASCAR is putting its foot down on people they think are cheating. These cheaters are using aerodynamic modifications, and fuel additives to create as much speed as possible. They have also implemented restrictor plate racing and other fun killing rules. I think one NASCAR should not exsist as sport, sure the drivers sit in the cars for hours on end and sweat off ten or twelve pounds, but all they do is turn left. NASCAR I also believe has lost sight of its history. It was invented by cheaters let everyone cheat as long as the wheels are covered and the cars are considered stock cars. Let the teams just go balls out no restrictor plates, as much fuel additives as the engine can handle, anything for a victory.

So it is my churches official opinion that NASCAR should not be as popular as it is or a sport for that matter, men should not beat their wives, and sports car street track racing should be the norm.