Would you?

1.Would you kill someone who was in so much pain that they begged you to kill them?

me: probably not, it would hurt me to see them dying, but to know that I was responsible for their death may be to much for me to handle. That might be a problem with humans we are illogical when it comes to life. Life is in such a great surplus, but we seem to hold almost every life we come into contact with dear. I don't know what our problem is.....

you?:(This is where you comment)

2.Would you lie to protect a friend?

me: If they were a really good friend, then I would lie my ass off, otherwise I'm ratting the rest of you out.

you?(comment please)

3.Would you wipe your ass with a Benjamin and stuff it in your Comp Sci teacher's mouth because he/she/it never really seems to know what he/she/it is doing?

me: Yes I've contemplated it many times and I came to terms with the realization that it might be worth $100 just to see his/her/its face with a shitty Benjamin in his/her/its mouth

you?(you know the drill)

4.What would you do if your son got another girl pregnant?(If you are without children speak hypothetically)

me: I would give the bastard two options. You either stay with that girl and father that child to the fullest extent of your abilities or you can go to military school and most of the money you make for the next 18 years of that child's life will go towards that child.

you:(still need the comment)

5.What would you do if your daughter became pregnant.(If you are without children speak hypothetically)

me:find the father and find out what kind of parent he's going to be. Either way the terd monkey is going to pay.

6.Would you answer six questions on a blog?

me: Yes of course especially if its my own,

you:(you best be commentin)

"You're an ignorant ass"

I have recently received a comment that proclaims that I am an ignorant ass(see previous post). First off I would like to thank Anonymous for reading my blog. I look forward to hearing more of your wonderful commentary. The use of the word ignorant bugs me just a bit. It seems to be a popular word here in Pennsylvania to use when someone is being snide or immature or just giving someone a hard time. None of these things, to me at least, fit the definition of ignorance, as long as ignorance still means a lack of knowledge.Sometimes this word is pronounced "ignernt", which is how I envision this snaggly tooth commenter saying it. I do however concede that I am sometimes an ass. I do not understand how the comment relates to my blog posting. Given my recent history in posting I have an idea what it is related to. In fact I remember writing that comment one morning at about 2 or 3 after putting the line at Panera Bread to bead. In my defense I had virtually no inhibition at the time for reasons not to be discussed. After looking at the post when completely lucid I realized what an ass I truly had been. However, this last comment has made it totally clear to me. Thank you Anonymous for enlightening me on my assyness. If you would like to donate money to the Church of the Enlightened Pig please drop your donation off in my locker. Thank you for your comments and I would like to apologize for any mental or social stress my malicious comment has caused you.

A little piece of Tom Hoonery

The other night I joined the 180 kph club, for all you Americans out there that's about 110 mph. To comemorate the occasion I felt I should share a picture of the car that took me there! The Dodge Neon SRT-4!!!!

I later did a measley 100 mph in a Chrysler Cirrus but that shit gets loopy quick