Monday, May 21, 2007

Do you Ubuntu?

As some of you know I am a Linux user. I use Ubuntu linux the Dapper Drake version. I must say I love it. It does not crash, It does what I say, it's secure. Its great for pron. ITS FREE! like free beer. I have a friend who has used Linux and then switched back to Windows for some reason or another here is a recent converstation with him
(21:51:57) J2p2f2: i miss it, im going back
(21:52:20) Lightningcount48: ?
(21:52:27) J2p2f2: ubuntu
(21:52:33) Lightningcount48: lol
(21:52:33) J2p2f2: windows is killing me right now
(21:52:41) J2p2f2: with its compatibility and whatnot
(21:52:48) J2p2f2: ive been restoring my computer for hours
(21:53:19) Lightningcount48: just bomb it and you will be free go on Jeff just listen to the Linux demon in your head. You know you want the Penguin
(21:53:39) J2p2f2: i want, no i need the penguin!!
(21:54:31) J2p2f2: im narcing my entire hard drive, all data will be zeros! no more ones!
(21:54:55) Lightningcount48: that's right now more nasty window's ones just friendly Unix like ones


That's right he's having a crack addiction like withdrawl. In fact I had to wait to write this part to run of to his house and give him the adrenalin shot which can be found a www.ubuntu.com or org or something like that. Fight the man make your computer free!

Yeah so about that

So I got my first speeding ticket today for doing 47 in a 35 zone. Wow how lame is that? Its a good thing I didn't get busted on the Highway.
To boot I was in the lamest car in the world. Its a $131.50 This includes funding for a number of things set an arbitrary value. i didn't even get the curtousy warning! No here's your fine. Damn it I didn't give the guy any problems it took me a minute to notice the lights in my mirror but its not like he honked at me. I was watching the kid on the road ahead to make sure I didn't hit him. Then he gives me a little friction for pulling into a parking lot. Hello I acknowledged you by putting on the fourways and its my right to be safely off the road and in a safe public place in case you're a fake. Jeesh white guys don't get breaks either so fuck you

Friday, May 11, 2007

Props to the pimp



When someone mentions a pimp many dirty things come to mind, drugs, exploitation,hedonism. These are some strong misconceptions proliferated by the media. To really understand "The Game" you must first realize that, if you're white, it is very hard to understand unless you are born to or you have an in. Sure Pimps take all the money from their Hos and sometimes a bitch has to get slapped, but that's part of the game and what people fail to understand is that it is a mutual thing."Pimps don't need hos and hos don't need pimps." You see a Pimp is more than some random guy dumping a bitch on the street and taking her money at the end of the night. I personally thought that this was the case and it often confused me as to why a woman would put up with that. But a Pimp is more than that a Pimp is a hos financial manager, best friend and a teacher.
When a pimp goes scouting for a ho he looks for a few things. He looks for the stoner, the waif, the directionless woman. Some may say these men are predadtors and amongst themselves Pimps will readily agree that being a predadtor is how you get a ho. Once a Pimp has a ho he needs to control her mind. Again that sounds terrible, but that's how the relationship has to be if the woman wants to get taken care of. And that's what Pimps do they take care of their hos. They get them off the drugs and away from the gangs. A ho needs to be clean she needs to be smart she needs to be able get that trick and take everything for her Pimp. In return the Pimp is there to protect her; he posts her bail when she gets caught by the police, he puts a roof over her head and feeds her kids, he buys her nice clothes. Sure he takes all of the money for himself and lives a rather lavish life, but its hard work managing for a ho and imagine doing it for over eight hos. That's the way it has to be for the relationship to work if a ho doesn't give the Pimp all the money then how is the Pimp supposed to help the ho if she's in trouble.
A Pimps life isn't easy not only does he have to manage the ho he has to make sure that he doesn't get knocked. Its a challenging game to play and hos are free to choose their Pimps so its the job of the Pimp to make sure shes happy and knows what she's doing. He has to teach her how to turn the tricks how to get the man and most importantly how to get the money.
I have by no means covered every aspect of Pimping and if you want to know more I reccomend a movie called American Pimp. This movie will enlighten you on all that is "Pimpology" and give you some insight from the real Pimps of the world not those "Macks" that you see on TV and in the movies.