"You're an ignorant ass"

I have recently received a comment that proclaims that I am an ignorant ass(see previous post). First off I would like to thank Anonymous for reading my blog. I look forward to hearing more of your wonderful commentary. The use of the word ignorant bugs me just a bit. It seems to be a popular word here in Pennsylvania to use when someone is being snide or immature or just giving someone a hard time. None of these things, to me at least, fit the definition of ignorance, as long as ignorance still means a lack of knowledge.Sometimes this word is pronounced "ignernt", which is how I envision this snaggly tooth commenter saying it. I do however concede that I am sometimes an ass. I do not understand how the comment relates to my blog posting. Given my recent history in posting I have an idea what it is related to. In fact I remember writing that comment one morning at about 2 or 3 after putting the line at Panera Bread to bead. In my defense I had virtually no inhibition at the time for reasons not to be discussed. After looking at the post when completely lucid I realized what an ass I truly had been. However, this last comment has made it totally clear to me. Thank you Anonymous for enlightening me on my assyness. If you would like to donate money to the Church of the Enlightened Pig please drop your donation off in my locker. Thank you for your comments and I would like to apologize for any mental or social stress my malicious comment has caused you.

A little piece of Tom Hoonery

The other night I joined the 180 kph club, for all you Americans out there that's about 110 mph. To comemorate the occasion I felt I should share a picture of the car that took me there! The Dodge Neon SRT-4!!!!

I later did a measley 100 mph in a Chrysler Cirrus but that shit gets loopy quick

WTF NASCAR!

What is it with people and NASCAR? It seems to be the only thing the Speed channel actually cares about covering. They even have a countdown to the Nextel Cup series. What is that. Its just a bunch of cars loosely based on cars that you and I drive. They go around in a circle and every now and then they run into each other. I don't see how anyone considers this drama. Once in a while a driver will get pissed off and kick someone else's car and then be fined for it by the Nazis that run NASCAR. Let's talk about that for a second. NASCAR has its roots in the days of moon shining. These beer runner had to have a car that would outrun a cop car, but back in the day there were only a few cars to choose from let alone fast ones. These illegal smugglers of alcoholic delights would do their own engine mods including, boring and stroking and piston head mods. When these smugglers had down time they decided to see who built the faster car so they set to racing. People came to watch eventually, and NASCAR was born. These days NASCAR is putting its foot down on people they think are cheating. These cheaters are using aerodynamic modifications, and fuel additives to create as much speed as possible. They have also implemented restrictor plate racing and other fun killing rules. I think one NASCAR should not exsist as sport, sure the drivers sit in the cars for hours on end and sweat off ten or twelve pounds, but all they do is turn left. NASCAR I also believe has lost sight of its history. It was invented by cheaters let everyone cheat as long as the wheels are covered and the cars are considered stock cars. Let the teams just go balls out no restrictor plates, as much fuel additives as the engine can handle, anything for a victory.

So it is my churches official opinion that NASCAR should not be as popular as it is or a sport for that matter, men should not beat their wives, and sports car street track racing should be the norm.